Jokes and riddles

1. On a fine sunny day a ship was in a harbor all of the sudden the ship began to sink there was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the specters eyes.


What caused this?

2. There were three girls a brunette, Red head, and a blonde. They were kidnapped and brought into a guys basement. The guy said stay here while I get some weapons. So the blonde and the read hid in to barrels and the blonde hid in a potato sack. The man comes back down and kicks the two girls in the barrels over the brunette barks like a dog and the red meows like a cat and he kicks the photo sack and the blonde went potato.

3. What's the cutest thing in math?

4. How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?

5. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

6. What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

7. Why did the students eat their homework?

8. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

9. A 4 year old boy and his Dad went for a walk on the beach, and there was a dead sea gull lying dead on the sand. The boy asked his Dad, 'Dad, what happened to the birdie?' His Dad told him 'Son, the bird died and went to heaven' The boy confused asked 'Did God throw him back down, then?'

10. If you have 5 fish in a fish tank, how many do you have?

11. How to frogs communicate with each other?